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Why do people in Athens
hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece

What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn

If you're feeling down,
try drinking a pint of water
before going to bed.
It'll give you a reason
to get up in the morning.

This morning I made my coffee
with Red Bull instead of water.
After 15 minutes of driving on the highway,
I realized I left my car at home.

Every morning,
I find that somebody has quietly
put a bunch of celery on my front door step.
I think I'm being stalked.



So, There Ya Have It
A Silly Way To Start Your Day
Yeah...I Know, They're Corny Too
But, HEY! I Was Thinkin' of You!!

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Original Poem © 7/21/2021
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