When I checked my email today
A little squirrel began to say
"I'm in your mail for a reason
I'm collecting "nuts"
for the winter season"

I said .....
"Now, why did you come to me
There's no nuts here, you see"
THEN I realized and said ...
"Holy Cow......
Are you lookin' at a nut
RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

He just smiled,
As he gave a little wink
And chuckled, as he said .....
"Now, what do you think???"

So, I just had to laugh too,
After all
In the fall
That's what squirrels do,

So, you see
Since he came to me
You just KNOW what I had to do
Send him on, right to you!!!