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Blowin' bubbles...
Oh, what fun
But, ya can't blow a big bubble
Chewin' only one ....

One piece of bubble gum
Would never, ever do
Ya haffta have three or four pieces
In your mouth, to chew



So there ya are with your buddies ....
Yep, your friends
And with that wad of gum
The contest begins

Chew and chew
To get this gum just right
'Cause ya had to blow a bubble
That was clear outta sight



Now, it was ready....
All set to go
Your cheeks would bulge out
As you would blow and blow

You were bound and determined
'cause you're gonna win
Bigger and bigger
But, the sides were gettin' thin



You kept goin'
You're not gonna stop
Even though your buddy's bubble
Already popped

And just when you were
About to win this race
Your 'good ol' buddy'
Smashed the bubble
All over your face!



OOOO BOY......
Now you're really mad....
Not to mention, all sticky
Yellin'....
"Why did'ja haffta do that for?
Now I'm all icky!!!"

Knowin' darn well....
If the shoe were on the other foot
And your bubble had popped first
Then it would have been THEIR bubble,
That YOU'd'of burst

HEY....Let's go buy some
BUBBLE GUM!!!!!