Bears will be Bears, that's for sure
No matter what they do
Gettin' into all kinds of things
They're just mischief, through and through
Now, when you have a Teddy Bear
He won't move or say a word
Some people think they're not even real
Of course, that is absurd!
When something goes missing, in my home
And I have looked EVERYWHERE
I know who took it, and that's a fact
It was that Teddy Bear
OH, he sits there so quiet and smug
I look at him, and see
That little smirk, right on his face
He ain't foolin' me!
Yes, Bears will be Bears
Somebody's gotta take the blame
I know just who it is too
Teddy Bear's the name!
All the things, I thought, misplaced
Lookin' for answers, of every kind
See? Problem solved .....
I'm NOT losin' my mind!!