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Do you have a person, living with you
But you can't see?
Well, I do ....
And their name is simply ...
"Not Me"

I don't even know if they are
a "he" or a "she"
I just know them by their name ...
"Not Me"

"WHO TRACKED THE MUD
ALL OVER MY CLEAN FLOOR????
Did anyone happen to see?"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
Yes, I have three kids ...
"Not Me" makes four

How strange it is at dinner time
I'll put an extra chair
But when we sit down for dinner ...
"Not Me" is not there

Now, you would think
if they're not there for dinner ...
They don't eat ...
WRONG!!!
"WHO GOT INTO THE
SPECIAL DESSERT
BECAUSE IT'S ALL GONE???"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
So answers, my sweet little three

We make a list of chores
And they all agree
So ....
Who's turn to feed the dog?
"Not Me"
"Not Me"
"Not Me"

Poor dog is thinking ...
"What's up with this!!!
I'm gonna starve ..."
When it comes to chores
"Not Me" you never do YOURS!

Yes, I have three perfect little angels
Can't you see?
But I've got one
that's just full of mischief!
And their name is simply ...
"Not Me!!"

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Written for my three beautiful children
All grown up now, but I have a Heart full
of wonderful memories

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