A woman is like a tea bag,
you can not tell how strong she is
until you put her in hot water
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
since it consists principally in dealing with men.
If you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Man has his will,
but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
She moves a goddess,
and she looks a queen.
A woman without a man
is like a fish without a bicycle.
I hate women because they always know
where things are.
Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft
before the final masterpiece.
Women get the last word in every argument.
Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
When men reach their sixties and retire,
they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
So There You Have It Ladies
Women Are Quite Capable
To Do The Impossible
Make Situations Bearable
Be Totally Irresistible
And, Earned The Right To Be Unpredictable!