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Oh Lordy Me...
How time does pass
Just when did I start puttin'
My teeth in a glass?
My right knee is achin'
My left knee never bends
And just what am I doin'
Shoppin' for "Depends"?
Boy, all my friends
Are sure gettin' old
But, I look so young
Well, that's what I'm told
I look in the mirror
You know who I see?
I see MY Granny
Lookin' right back at me
So the heck with the mirror
I think I'll just break it
'Cause this Granny's got life
And she can still "shake" it
Come on teeth
Come on Depends
We got a party
With some of our friends
Ooops...just a second here
We can't go yet
Now what was I lookin' for
I always forget
OH YES....the car keys
But, where's the car????
I remember parkin' it somewhere
I wonder how far?
I know it's been said
You're not gettin' older, you're just gettin' better
Wow...
It's only ninety degrees today
Where's my sweater?!?
When will this lady, admit that she's old?
I'm sure, you must wonder
Well, I'm tellin' ya here and now ......
I'll admit that I'm old
When I'm six feet under!!!
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