9 Words/Smls7/~ ADreamAndASmile.com ~ By Kathryn Sunday Davis

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(1) Fine:
This is the word women use
to end an argument
when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour.
'Five minutes' is only five minutes if YOU
have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about 'nothing'.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements
a woman can make to a man.
'That's okay' means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...
that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8 )Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying 'You Jerk!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know
to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh,
because they know it's true

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