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1. How do you put a giraffe
into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it
and decide
on your answer
before you scroll down.
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe,
and close the door.
This question tests whether you
tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant
into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting
an animal conference.
All the animals attended ... except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer :
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer
the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance
to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross,
but it is used by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:?
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly
from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,
around 90% of the professionals tested
got all the questions wrong,
but many preschoolers
got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says
this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals
have the brains of a four year old.
Send this out to frustrate
all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you
should make you feel good.
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