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Okay, laugh all ya
want
Antiques take a lot of T-L-C
They are
also, very expensive
Do ya think ya can
afford me?
Some people will
search
high and low
Just to find the right
antique
ya know
They will travel all
over town
Lookin' all around
Then leap and
jump up and down
when the perfect antique,
they found
Well, I'm the finest
quality
And it's quality I'm keepin'
So,
when you find me, honey
Ya just better start
leapin'
'Cause you found, one
of a kind
There are many imitations out
there
But, I'm the real McCoy
That's right
.....
When you find this "Antique"
You're
gonna jump for joy
I'm shined up real
good
Well, I never let myself get rusty
I
didn't hide in the attic
and get all
dusty
I used the best polish
and wax
money could buy
When I felt I was
gonna break
I just had myself a good
cry
I lost my weak points
and found a new attitude
Soooo
Better
be careful what ya say......
Ya got a
problem with that?????
Well, ya probably
can't afford me anyway.
So Ladies, when
other's tell you...
"You're past your
prime"
Become an
"Antique with an
Attitude"
Yep.....
You're classy, you've
got style
And you're gonna do just
fine!!
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