The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing
that loves you more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3..00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
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