Oh, how exquisitely charming
How totally elite
All dressed up for "Tea Time"
Now, isn't that just, too sweet?

Frilly little hat and dress
Pinky out while holding a cup of tea
Okay, relax, not to worry
I'm not going "high society"

Here I sit in my old blue jeans
With my tee-shirt that says,
"Mickey Mouse"
Know why?
Cause I clean my own house

No tea and crumpets
Or Mint Juleps
Only Diet Coke
Goes past these two lips...



No chauffeur driven limo
No Coup De Ville
Just a mini van in my garage
OOO what a thrill!

Well, my garage DOES have
A power door
That's as ritzy as I get
Who could ask for more?

Maybe I don't "gots, lots"
But, I'm happy!
Dress yourself in smiles and laughter
And that makes anyone look
Pretty Darn Snappy!

SOOOO......
Forget the tea and pinky
You can even forget the frills and hat
But I'm tellin' ya now
You better not forget
I'm sittin' here waiting to chat!!

Anyway ... The Internet is quite Fashionable today And Fashion sits, right here So, Good Buddy, pull up a chair BUT.... If you really want to put a ritzy hat on Go ahead... I won't tell anyone.... :-)