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Sorry.....
This is sooo bad but we all need a laugh!
You know how sometimes
something triggers a tune in your head
it was only fair I share the love........
So Here Goes....
A frog goes into a bank
and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack,
I'd like to get a $30,000 loan
to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief
and asks his name.
The frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to
secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says,
"Sure. I have this,"
and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused,
Patty explains that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager
and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there
who claims to know you
and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned,
I know you did!!!
Have A Lovely Day!
HEEEE HEEEEE!!
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