Signs Found In Kitchens

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~ 1. ~
Kitchen closed - this chick has had it!

~ 2. ~
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!

~ 3. ~
I'm creative;
you can't expect me to be neat too!

~ 4. ~
So ....
This isn't Home Sweet Home ....
Adjust!

~ 5. ~
Ring Bell for Maid Service ....
If no answer, do it yourself!

~ 6. ~
I clean house every other day ....
Today is the other day!

~ 7. ~
If you write in the dust,
please don't date it!

~ 8. ~
I would cook dinner
but I can't find the can opener!

~ 9. ~
My house was clean last week,
too bad you missed it!

~ 10. ~
A clean kitchen is the sign of
a wasted life.

~ 11. ~
COOK can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!

~ 12. ~
I came, I saw,
I decided to order take out.

~ 13. ~
If you don't like my standards of cooking ....
lower your standards.

~ 14. ~
You may touch the dust in this house ....
but please don't write in it!

~ 15. ~
Apology ....
Although you'll find our house a mess,
come in, sit down, converse.
It doesn't always look like this:
Some days it's even worse.

~ 16. ~
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious.

~ 17. ~
If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

~ 18. ~
A balanced diet
is a cookie in each hand.

~ 19. ~
Thou shalt not weigh more
than thy refrigerator.

~ 20. ~
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.

~ 21. ~
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

~ 22. ~
Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

~ 23. ~
Countless number of people
have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.

AND the best one of them all ....

~ 24. ~
My next house will have no kitchen -
just vending machines.

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