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I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside..
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my good work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and Oops - I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.

Thank you for being my e-mail buddy and friend!


Author Unknown ...
This was sent in an email, to me.
I don't usually use other's poetry
ESPECIALLY if I don't know who to give credit....
But this was just TOO Funny AND True!!
Would Love To Give Credit

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