1.
Life is hard and then you nap.
2.
Curiosity never killed anything
except maybe a few hours
3.
Variety is the spice of life:
One day ignore people,
the next day annoy them
and play with them when they're busy.
4.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
5.
Climb your way to the top --
that's why the drapes are there.
6.
Never sleep alone
when you can sleep
on someone's face.
7.
Make your mark in the world --
or at least spray in each corner.
8.
When you go out into the world,
always remember,
being placed on a pedestal is a right,
not a privilege.
9.
Always give generously;
a bird or rodent
left on the bed tells them,
"I care."
Author Unknown
So, There You Have It
There's Nothing More
When In Doubt
Remember # Four
No Need To Worry
You Don't Have To Be Rude
Just Observe Your Cat
And Cop A "Tude!!"
Spanky is my "Nephew"
He belongs to my Sister-In-Law
:-)
