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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart,
just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker,
really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded
and a real credit to the company.
Obviously demonstrating their
"Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss called him
into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you,
I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job,
But your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player.
That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though, your coming in late.
I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
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''They said ....
"Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
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