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Did you ever wonder why
there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica -



Where do they go?


Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin
is a very ritualistic bird
which lives an extremely ordered
and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family
and will mate for life,
as well as maintaining a form
of compassionate contact
with its offspring throughout its life.




If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface,




other members of the family
and social circle have been known
to dig holes in the ice,
using their vestigial wings and beaks,
until the hole is deep enough

for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.


The male penguins then gather
in a circle
around the fresh grave and sing:






















"FREEZE
A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!"










Then .......
they kick him in the ice hole.





You really didn't believe
that I know anything
about penguins,
did you!

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